this is 911 state your emergency
YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD
911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN
YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS
911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER
MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.
YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ
TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING
911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.
yes 911 hello all these people are crazy
this is still going around and it makes me rly happy.
Only thing I’m worried about pulling off is my earrings ‘cause we’re fighting bitch
I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.
this will be my speech when i win an oscar
Don’t forget the hips, for not lying.
Late night conversations with Tyler because if I was not able to talk to him, I’d go insane.
I might die.
Even though majority of the time I’m crying, I need things like this.
I need him mostly.
He’s my best friend.
The one who knows more about me than I do.
My first love.
The one I cannot get over.
I just want to be with him and only him.
Why am I so messed up?
Imagine being Simba. About to be stampeded by a herd of animals. You are saved by your father, who would do anything for you. Now imagine, right after your father saves you, he is pulled away by the stampede, before climbing up a vertical rock to safety.
Now imagine, seeing your father fall to his death, not knowing that it was your crazy uncle who threw him off. Imagine waiting, and wondering what happened, and hoping for him to still be alive. And imagine going down, and trying to be playful, trying to do anything to wake him up, before realizing, he will never wake.
Imagine your uncle coming down and blaming it on you, and him telling you to run away and never return. You get away from him, and the hyenas tat come directly after he tells you to run, but you can never, nor will you ever, return to the place you lost your father.
Imagine living your life with the guilt, eating up inside of you. You see your father in the clouds, telling you that you have forgotten who you are. And of course, you return to the place where you lived happily with your family, but because you always thought it was your fault, you never could ever again.
Imagine all that.
The Hinatuan River is located on an island in the Philippines. It is often referred to as the “Enchanted River” because according to the stories surrounding it, no one, not even professional scuba divers have been successfully able to reach the bottom. Fisherman from the island claim that they are unable to catch a fish by hand, spear, or net.